Ball Stall

Thursday, June 11, 2009

International BS Committee Submits Request For A Hot Sauce Sample - Rumors Swirl Around 'Juicing' Allegations

The next Michael Jordan or Jose Canseco?...

Today at about 3:15pm (PDT) Hot Sauce, El Pollo Loco, recorded the sport's first ever '2 Knocker', raising suspicion world wide of possible 'juicing' allegations. Because of the uproar, The International BS Committee held a secret emergency meeting to decide the possible fate of this rookie. After careful deliberation, we have been told that they have submitted a request for a Hot Sauce sample. Under the International BS rules, it states in rule 23-9W8JKZ, that "a player can be randomly tested upon suspicion by the Internal BS Committee."

Hearing jeers from his peers, it has been reported that Mr. Sauce accepted the sample receptacle but it is unclear at this time whether or not he provided the evidence for laboratory testing. One unnamed BS player, under conditions of anonymity, likened him to MLB's A-Rod, saying, "A-Sauce is on the juice!"

More details as they come in...

HOT & SAUCY! - El Pollo Loco Scores 1st Ever '2 Knocker' (On Fire or Liar?)

Unbelievable! Is this kid on fire or a liar!?...

Again, with crazy fire chicken determination, Hot Sauce hit the sport's first ever '2 knocker'! Earlier in the day Fight Club hit a single. Later, Hot knocked Fight's ball off of the stall rack and scored at the same time, netting him 2 quick points to build on his lead from yesterday. A '2 Knocker' can only be scored when someone else's ball or balls rest on the rack.

We caught up with Mr. Sauce and he exclaimed, "I'm on fire like a crazy hot chicken!" When we asked Mean Joe Biden for his thoughts on the historic event, MJB replied, "Its official, he is like the Michael Jordan of Ball Stall. I think we should start having random drug tests, though, he could be juicing." Both Mr. Club & Ms. Dawn were unavailable for comment.

After today's intense action, Hot Sauce leads all players with 25. Fight Club is 2nd with 20, while Mean Joe Biden trails behind FC with 18. PM Dawn is bring up the rear with only 4 inadequate points.

Hot Sauce Records Sport's 1st Ever 'Double Double'

It's the kind of thing you might read about as a kid... Yet it happened today for the first time!

With hot & saucy determination, El Pollo Loco (as he's known to his peer group) hit two 5 pointers within minutes of each other to storm back to a 4 point lead over Fight Club! After today's intense action, Hot Sauce leads all players with 23. Fight Club is 2nd with 19, while Mean Joe Biden trails just behind FC with 18. PM Dawn is bring up the rear with only 4 measly points and looks as if she will have a dismal rookie season, betraying her many fervent fans that came out daily to witness her highly proclaimed potential.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

FIGHT CLUB STALLS FOR THE CYCLE!!!

Ye ole hat trick! Fight Club has stalled for the cycle! He started off the day with a never-before 2 pointer, followed that up with 3 lightning quick singles and topped it off with a teetering shot that settled in as a 5 spot(*)!