Today at about 3:15pm (PDT) Hot Sauce, El Pollo Loco, recorded the sport's first ever '2 Knocker', raising suspicion world wide of possible 'juicing' allegations. Because of the uproar, The International BS Committee held a secret emergency meeting to decide the possible fate of this rookie. After careful deliberation, we have been told that they have submitted a request for a Hot Sauce sample. Under the International BS rules, it states in rule 23-9W8JKZ, that "a player can be randomly tested upon suspicion by the Internal BS Committee."Hearing jeers from his peers, it has been reported that Mr. Sauce accepted the sample receptacle but it is unclear at this time whether or not he provided the evidence for laboratory testing. One unnamed BS player, under conditions of anonymity, likened him to MLB's A-Rod, saying, "A-Sauce is on the juice!"
More details as they come in...
Hot Sauce - "I will give back every point that I have earned in my ballstall career if these rumors are found to be true. It's accusations like this that cause ballstall fans around the world to not trust the game or its players. I am no Barry Bonds, nor am I Ryan Franklin. As my theme song states...your hypocritical words tell how hotly, you attempt some elephants to be hot, so lets the hot wheel, we fry in oil."
ReplyDeleteYou got to hold your ground... Hold your ground like a man. Sometimes you've just got to hold your ground. When the truth has finally been tasted, you can tell them all their time has not been wasted.
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