Thursday, June 11, 2009

HOT & SAUCY! - El Pollo Loco Scores 1st Ever '2 Knocker' (On Fire or Liar?)

Unbelievable! Is this kid on fire or a liar!?...
Again, with crazy fire chicken determination, Hot Sauce hit the sport's first ever '2 knocker'! Earlier in the day Fight Club hit a single. Later, Hot knocked Fight's ball off of the stall rack and scored at the same time, netting him 2 quick points to build on his lead from yesterday. A '2 Knocker' can only be scored when someone else's ball or balls rest on the rack.

We caught up with Mr. Sauce and he exclaimed, "I'm on fire like a crazy hot chicken!" When we asked Mean Joe Biden for his thoughts on the historic event, MJB replied, "Its official, he is like the Michael Jordan of Ball Stall. I think we should start having random drug tests, though, he could be juicing." Both Mr. Club & Ms. Dawn were unavailable for comment.
After today's intense action, Hot Sauce leads all players with 25. Fight Club is 2nd with 20, while Mean Joe Biden trails behind FC with 18. PM Dawn is bring up the rear with only 4 inadequate points.

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